The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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