she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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