4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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