Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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