So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
