can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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