I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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