Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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