I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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