So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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