PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
