He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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