there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Porn is love you can see.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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