She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i believe in u and ur pee
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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