Me too!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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