Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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