we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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