All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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