me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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