RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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