i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
