i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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