I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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