I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
