my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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