one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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