Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
