just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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