perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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