white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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