windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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