what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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