super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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