Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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