He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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