Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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