Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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