haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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