So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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