My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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