I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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