he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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