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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home

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• (626): View more from California

  So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore

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• (936): View more from Texas

  I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.

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