Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Don't EVER smell your tampon
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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