For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?