Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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