it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and she was petting her beer can
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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