i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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