I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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