Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
