dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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