I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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