my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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