ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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