There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so let's talk penis.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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