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at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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