I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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