She is in my trunk
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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